January 2012
December 2011
He broke my heart. You merely broke my life.
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (via modernmethadone)
"I want a twilight theme park"
ashleysdream:
iamthebricklayer:
hellonamesdanax3:
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You go into the book store and you see books like ‘How To Make Great Sandwiches’...
– Taylor Swift
if you have to tell people you're a hipster,...
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
thatispleasantindeed:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
SERIOUSLY. WHEN I AM READING, YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...
– Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid
In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a...
– Don Draper
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
casscassdondon:
pavarottisgirl:
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
Do I really like you, or am I just making this up in my head to fill an empty gap?